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1. (avril lavigne) (7781↑, 1930↓)
A singer that is so talented and clever, that she has the ability to rhyme "home" with "home."

Avril Lavigne: "She want's to go home, but nobody's home." Great job Avril, great job.

2. (Avril Lavigne) (4891↑, 2835↓)
A complete FAKE who thinks she rocks so hard, supported one-handedly by a legion of ignorant 10-year-old skanks who know nothing about music and also worship the "hard", "punk"-"band" Good Charlotte among with Britney and Christina and Justin Timberlake and Busted; Also religiously stick to the tips given in the articles about "how to rock HARD" from Mizz. Pretends that she is able to play the guitar and write songs, and dresses up really "punk RAAAAWK", which, by assumption relating to her is over-night punk by simply wearing a tie and wristband and demonstrating a severe lack in any grammatical or spelling skills by corrupting "skater boy" to "sk8r boi", which is just plain townie. Apparently likes the real stuff like [Green Day], but this is really just to redeem herself in the eyes of the more intelligent people, but really worships [Shania Twain].Desperately needs to die. And it's Avril LAVIGNE for gods sake. Not that you'll really care because she's the word "wrong" personified. See [shit],[crap]

Avril Lavigne:"Omigaaaawd I am so, like, punk RAAAAAAAAAAWK, yeah, I'm, like, getting more famouser everyday, yeah, all the REAL grunjaaaas and the goths and the punks, like, worship me *10-year-old-skank-"punk"-fans scream. Sorry? I just went deaf*, look at me play my guita-" Person with a functioning brain:"Shut the f*ck up, b*tch\!"

3. (Avril Lavigne) (3036↑, 2228↓)
Ugly poser who claims to be into rock yet cannot pronounce and has never heard of David Bowie. Says she doesn't wear makeup yet thinks wearing about 10 pounds of eyeliner makes you punk, says she hates pop music yet sings it. Her only fans are people who are under the age of 9 and try to be in contrast to their britney-loving older siblings by blaring 'Complicated' out from their pink fluffy bedrooms. All her songs are the same, it's the old 'I had a boyfriend but he dumped me because I'm ugly, boo hoo', roughly translated as 'A six year old could write better shit than me\! Buy my CD to inflate my ego further\!' Gave both punk and Canada a bad name. Is Avril good? No. Is it fun to diss her? Yes, yes it is.

Avril: Like, omg, hi I'm avril, I'm like, a real live punk, look at my like, black bracelets. Me: Fuck off. Avril: Omg you biatch\! You'd better be careful or, like, I may like, run and get my mummy. Me: BANG\! No more avril. yay.

4. (Avril Lavigne) (1543↑, 982↓)
A Canadian Pop-punk singer. She was born on September 27, 1984 in Ontario, Canada. All over the web-nets (and in most people's opinions) she is most often called a "poser" or a "wannabe punk". People seem to cant get it though thier thick skulls that not ALL THREE of her albums were crappy. Try her first album. In my opinon, she's not all that bad. And the reason why most people think that she is a "wannabe" is beacuse of the fact that majority heard only her third album, "The Best Damn Thing". And to tell you shit-for-brains the truth, the song "Girlfriend" ISNT EVEN THAT BAD. Just beacuse of the fact that she sang " HEY HEY YOU YOU I DONT LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND. NO WAY NO WAY I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE" does NOT mean that she all of a sudden a skank or slut. Im not defending her or anything, but the first FIFTY entries of Avril were either " A MINDLESS SKANK" or "A DISCRACE TO THE MUSIC BUSINESS". I berley even listen to pop punk that much, but I LOVE the song "Girlfriend".

Avril Lavigne is NOT a shit-for-brains. She's a regular singer. There. Problem solved.

5. (Avril Lavigne) (688↑, 160↓)
The self-proclaimed Sid Vicious for a new generation, quite accurate considering they are both untalented musicians who concentrate more on image and try their best to look "rebelious" "badass" and "punk rock" and was marketed and chosen by the establishment to make money off of kids trying to be "rebelious" "badass" and "punk rock".

Avril Lavigne: "I'm the Sid Vicious for a new generation"

6. (Avril Lavigne) (1344↑, 876↓)
A very talented young singer that was born in Napanee, Canada. At 16, she moved to Manhattan and began work on her debut album. She released "Complicated" from her debut album titled: "Let Go" when she was 18, which went 6x platinum. She's shown she is independent, full of confidence and determination. "Complicated" went to number \#1 on Billboards Top 100. Also earning her 5 Grammy nominations, MTV music awards, MTV European music awards and many more. And by the way, she sings pop rock, not punk.

Avril Lavigne is a very talented girl: she writes her own songs, is a model, plays guitar, drumms and piano and she is now starting her acting career.

7. (avril lavigne) (1410↑, 987↓)
Canadian self proclaimed "punk rocker". Often wears ties, rubber bracelets and excessive eyeshadow to attempt to prove her extent of counter-pop musical style. However, she almost completely had proven herself antipunk with the following statements: "I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney Spears walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation." -Seventeen Magazine When she actually learned who the Sid Vicious actually was (intensely hardcore bassist for the Sex Pistols, 1977-1979), she followed up with: "People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?" -Entertainment Weekly And hence, she has become one of the largest detractors to the modern punk movement.

Avril Lavigne is not punk. If you want to hear some actual punk, see: -The Buzzcocks -Capitalist Casualties -The Dead Boys -Dead Kennedys -Fleas and Lice -Kraut -The Pagans -Rajoitus -Strychnine -Subhumans -The Clash -The Ramones -and of course The Sex Pistols

8. (Avril Lavigne) (1043↑, 680↓)
BORN: Avril Ramona Lavigne. GENDER: [Female]. D.O.B.: Sept. 27, 1984. NATIONALITY: [Canadian] (Born in [Napanee]). CURRENTLY RESIDING IN: [Toronto]. OCCUPATION: [Music Artist] ([rock], [pop], [punk], some [country]). She plays the [guitar], [drums], [piano], and of course, [sings]. She is also beginning to appear in [movies], and is launching her [modeling] career. APPEARANCE: [Caucasian]. Blue eyes. Naturally brown hair, but recently died blonde. Petit build. GORGEOUS\! MARITAL STATUS: Engaged to [Derek Whibley] of rock group, "[Sum 41]". An [amazing], [beautiful], [confident], young artist who started out as a [small-town] [girl] with a [dream], and a great pair of [pipes] to boot\! She was discovered by [famous] country singer, [Shania Twain], when Av won a contest to sing with her [hero]. She made her way to stardom, one step at a time, starting out with such hits like "[Sk8er Boi]" and "[Complicated]" in 2002, after signing with [Arista Records]. She has produced two albums, "[Let Go]" and "[Under My Skin]" (plus several singles), and is currently working on her third [cd]. Even through all the [critisism] she recieved for being who she is, Avril has constantly managed to stay on top. She has always been [original] and [different] from all of the other artists in the [biz], and empowered [girls] and [young women] to stand up for them selves and be who they want to be. NOTE: For all of you who disagree with me...that's okay. I'm not going to argue with you, because this is just my opinion. We're all entitled to our own. What matters is that Avril's music means something to ME. If her music doesn't do it for other people, I'm sure they will find another artist that will. Music is subjective and not everyone can agree. But that's what makes us, and music, exciting and different\! If she means nothing to you, just let it be. Don't stomp on other people's inspiration. No one person can please everyone, but Avril sure has pleased me.

Avril Lavigne is my role model. Her songs are my voice when I cannot speak. The power her music gives me is indescribable in words.

9. (Avril Lavigne) (1522↑, 1180↓)
Hyprocritical posuer. She thinks she a rockstar by covering Metallica and dressing "punk" but she is really just another popstar just like [Britney Spears] and [Jessica Simpson]. Her pop-rock act is immitated by [Ashlee Simpson] and [Hilary Duff]. Thanks to her all of the tennyboppers and popstars are wearing studded belts and arm warmers. Marketed by [MTV]

"You come over unannounced dressed up like you're somethin' else" -Complicated

Author: Bastard son of a hundred maniacs http://avril-lavigne.urbanup.com/1376769
10. (Avril Lavigne) (813↑, 487↓)
okay here it goes\! I hate Avril Lavignes MUSIC\!\! I dont hate her\! Some people like that kind of music, so be it. You dont know her. The only thing you've seen of her is what you've seen on tv. She's probable a person that laughed and likes to live life just like all you fucktards\! Im not defending her...im defending anyone who has been labeled as a poser before some one even knows them. Myself included. And to all of you that say Simple Plan and Blink-182 and Green Day are posers, just shut the fuck up\! No one cares and you wonder why no one likes you\! How come it seems to be imposible to like Blink-182 and Social Distortion or Misfits at the same time?\!?\! I like all those bands\! Avril Lavignes music inst the best, but you have to admit its better than that lame as rap shit that i cant get a moments rest from\!

Avril Lavigne is her own person. Im not particularly fond of her, but every one's entitled to their own opinion.

Author: thisthingfuckingsucks http://avril-lavigne.urbanup.com/1775045
11. (Avril Lavigne) (835↑, 534↓)
Avril is a great music artist. You may think shes a wanna be punk and a poser because of her rapid change in clothing. But you shouldnt judge an artist by their IMAGE but their music because she is an artist. Nor should u hate an artist cos everyone else does. I mean didnt you change ur clothing style over the years ? and she never stated that she sang punk music. Maybe if everyone actually listened to her music without knowing who she was they would probably like her. This is my opinion

person1)"Cool this song is awesome, do u know who sings it? Its called Losing grip" Person2)"yeah it rocks doesnt it, its avril lavigne" Person1)"oh serious nah if its sung by her its crap and stupid\!" =_______________=

12. (avril lavigne) (701↑, 410↓)
I'm not a fan of hers, but I'm standing up for her. People say she's a poser because she dressed like a punk but didn't sing punk music. Eh, its your fault for judging her on what she wears. She never EVER said she was singing punk music. Secondly, songwriting skills. She's 21, and she writes her own music. Of course it won't be brilliant, it's not easy to write songs, espcially at 21. (Unless you are [Bob Dylan] So lay off her songwriting. People say she's a poser because she changed her dress. Uhm, how much did you change YOUR style from age 16 to 21? A lot, I'm damn sure. Thirdly, I like how she...wears (gasp\!) clothes\! And she and that guy from Sum 41 are cute.

Avril Lavigne will improve, just give it time.

Author: avriliscooldontbashher http://avril-lavigne.urbanup.com/1862501
13. (Avril Lavigne) (747↑, 468↓)
Avril Lavigne is a talented musician...Need I say more? -She writes most of her songs and they make sense. -She can actually sing...Sure, her performances in 2002-2004 weren't good, but in 2005, her voice completely changed. It was amazing. -Avril has her own style and she's not a "wanna-be". -With or without makeup, she's gorgeous, in MY opinion. -Avril Lavigne changed her style. Her "punk" style was before. It's now over with. She changed it to something more feminine. -Does not lip-sync. =] And besides, to those people who are like, "AVRIL IS A POSEUR ONGZ \avril\ lavigne*\avril\ lavigne*\avril\ lavigne", I can garuantee them that they haven't even heard some of her music, not even one song of her's. Also, the way she dresses, does it REALLY matter to you? Just because she wears black and more black, who gives a crap about it?

"It's Av-ril, not "Uh-Varil". -Avril Lavigne

14. (avril lavigne) (671↑, 399↓)
A young woman who writes the most awesome music ever. I know people think the only ones who listen to her music are 9-12 year old girls, but I know of several older girls and boys who like her music. Don't be so hard on her. She is not afraid to express herself how she wants to and should not be critisized for that.

I'm listening to avril lavigne right now actualy

15. (avril lavigne) (717↑, 454↓)
ok so you hate AV. you think she's a poser/biatch. Well let me tell you something, mr. poopy-pants. AV is confident. She sings well compared to her peers. She also sings better than anyone who's ever posted anything here. You guys are shallow and jealous, and probably American, too. If you're going to post something, make it accurate, and not mean. What if she saw these postings? what would she tiink? She wouldn’t tink notan, she’s not gonna seeim\! Wha- I would be sad. I would have a big frown on my big face. If she was so bad, then where all her moneys comes from? And she's not ugly at all, to say the least. If you saw some midget on the street, would you come here to make fun of him? I don't think so. That midget would have pain in heart. In terms of her cents of style, just have respect for it. People are allowed to wear what they want, sing what they want, do what they want. That’s why I killed him, chief, because I could. So, next time the pizza boy comes around, you tellim to respect avril lavigne. Then you gonna payim well, son. I do. Yes, inspiring too. To those who posted those messages, fukum all. Just play by the rules, play fair, and you might just win double the prise money. Do you understand? "Dear edditors, since I know you will read this, can you please put this definition first or on the first page? There's nothing but bad comments on the first couple of pages. Otherwise, I might hate you for your inconvience just kidding. And erase this quote after your done."

to Avril Lavigne: Here's an example of a disgraseful poser: you guys who posted those bad things? how many of you still live at home? it's O.K. not to answer if your too ashamed. also, say hello to you mama\!

16. (Avril Lavigne) (660↑, 397↓)
BORN: September 27, 1984. NATIONALTY: [Canadian] HAIR: Brown EYES: Blue PROFESSION: [Rock]/[Pop]/[Punk] [Music Artist] ([Vocals], [Guitar], [Piano], [Drums]) A beautiful small-town girl from Napenee, Ontario who made it big as a [pop]/[rock]/[punk] [music artist] in 2001 after winning a contest to sing with [Shania Twain]. A proud [Canadian], and one of the realest people you will ever meet, she writes, sings, and plays ([guitar], [drums], and [piano]) from the heart, is currently working on her third album, has begun appearing in a few films, and is engaged to [Derek Whibley] of [Sum 41]. To many, her music supplies constant inpiration, support, strenth, and courage which cannot be described in words. She has been labeled many things, such as a "[poseur]", but through it all (and the jealousy), Avril has always managed to stay on top and be true to her fans.

"Avril Lavigne is my role model." "I went to the Avril Lavigne concert last night." "No one inspires me like Avril Lavigne." "Avril Lavigne's songs are my voice when I cannot speak."

17. (Avril Lavigne) (585↑, 325↓)
A pop singer from Canada who everyone tries to hate on, but is wasting their time; they try to say she's just as pop as Britney Spears, except this shows that this people that supposedly call her a 'poser' and run around saying they love [Green Day] and [PANIC\! at the Disco] don't know shit about music and need to learn the difference between Techno-pop and rock-pop. If anything she is comparable to [Fall Out Boy] for being a singer from the middle of nowhere who everyone liked when she first came out, and then tried to hate her around the time of her sophemore album, or how they both play shitty live shows but manage to come up with really catchy tunes, even if they are really stupid and/or annoying after a while.

Ew, I hate Avril Lavigne... she's such a poser her she's EXACTLY like Britney-fuckin-Spears, b/c "Complicated" and "Hit me Baby One more Time" are exactly alike\! And her live shows suck and her music is so annoyingly catchy\! Whoever made her famous really needs to go- HEY\! Let's listen to my new Fall Out Boy CD\!

18. (Avril Lavigne) (519↑, 262↓)
people spend too much time trying to diss her when she put HERSELF into a bracket unto which she can be criticized.

why do they always talk about her? who? Avril Lavigne. i say just leave her alone completely right. what goes around comes around.

19. (Avril Lavigne) (615↑, 362↓)
The best singer in the World.. I have seen all the previous negative definitions and wondered 2 things... Can't people learn how to spell properly.. Have the authors ever been to an Avril concert.. Also the attempts at 'clever' sarcasm fall so flat they must have been hit by a steam roller.. Rock on Avril.. ( A thumbs up taller than Mount Everest )

Avril Lavigne is just over 5 feet of pure dynamite..Wrapped in a beautiful package..

20. (Avril Lavigne) (505↑, 260↓)
Great Singer and Very Hot talented and she is Not Fake she is hot and has Great Music Bitches. she has hits Like Nobodys Home Don't Tell me and my Fav off al sk8ter boy. ;D Rock on Avril.

Avril Rules Bitches\!

21. (Avril Lavigne) (606↑, 374↓)
A free spirited AWESOME rock star\! Her songs are like number one\! She is the best singer in the whole world\! She is as good as [Britney Spears] and [Lindsay Lohan] and [Kelly Clarkson]\! And won the MTV Asia awards 2 years in a row\! Best singer of the world\!

You were everything, everything that I wanted, We were meant to be, supposed to be but we lost it\! Over memories so close to me just fade away, All this time you were pretendin, So much for my happy ending\! Avril Lavigne-My Happy Ending (best song in the world\!)

22. (avril lavigne) (436↑, 205↓)
Avril Lavigne is someone who isn't liked by very many people because she's a "poser". I'll admit that although she might be a nice person I'm not a fan of her personallity as she contradictis herself a lot by saying in one interview "I can play guitar" and in another "I can't play guitar worth shit". same thing with skating. I do however like her music. but most people think she sucks because of her personallity and the things she says. but what they need to do is judge not by personallity but by music. if they think the music sucks then yes hate away but don't hate on a band or singer because of personallity. that's just stupid. download something of hers. see for yourself. but I figured that someone in here needed to put down something at least a little bit good.

person 1: Avril Lavigne sucks. she thinks she's punk but she's just a poser. me: you should listen to her music and judge whether she sucks by that not by what she says. person 1: o.o

Author: Think Happy Thoughts Bitch\! http://avril-lavigne.urbanup.com/1822691
23. (Avril Lavigne) (590↑, 360↓)
Okay I my self don't like Avril Lavigne. But. If I'd dress like that, I wouldnt be criticized nearly as much as she would be. It's only because she's famous. She likes the clothes she wears and she wears them for that reason. I'm not basically defending her but your defenition of her in 95% cases is just disgracing. She's not the best singer and it gets on my nerves that I'm actually often compared to her. But, you don't know her, neither do I actually but it's pretty weak of you to label her as a poser when you don't know her attitude in real life. I mean, comeon, she's the crappiest singer on earth but maybe she likes the whole "punk skater" style. All I say is, get over it, she'll grow out of it

Person: Avril Lavigne is such a poser, I mean like she thinks she's soooooooo punk and cool and stuff Me: I never asked for your oppinion of her did I?

24. (Avril Lavigne) (238↑, 14↓)
noun. A song covering hoe. Can only cover good songs and ruin them. Unable to create her own good music.

Hey, isnt that Metallica's song? Yeah, but Avril Lavigne went and ruined it.

25. (Avril Lavigne) (231↑, 8↓)
A female Canadian-born singer and songwriter. Generally speaking, she can write songs that make sense and she can sing at some point. She used to dress and act like an angry punk-rocker but she changed her style since her third album released. She is both loved and hated by people; some do because of her music and other do because of her persona. She also curses, and likes to say words such as "fuck" and "damn". The only thing that many people criticize her is her personality. One minute she was slamming Britney Spears and swore that she'd never dress like a music hore, selling her body instead of her music, the next minute she's become another Britney Spears, or as she thinks, "a punk version of Britney Spears and a more mature" of herself. She then sings songs like "Hot" and "Girlfriend" and wears revealing clothes. She often claims that she is not a pop star but in fact she is. Basically, her songs are just pop songs with some rock beats. Since her third album, her style changed to more pop, but she thinks it's girly punk. She now tries to act gothic, and have launched a fashion line of clothes and perfumes(one called "Forbidden Rose"). However, despite that many think she's fake and arrogant(she pretended having baby just for fun), there are still many, most are teenagers, love and support her. She is commercially successful.

You said that you wouldn't want to dress like a cheerleader, and now you're wearing clothes that show your boobs. You're just like Avril Lavigne.

26. (avril lavigne) (555↑, 340↓)
Looks very cute with or without makeup.Often labeled as wanna be punk rocker cause of her first cd. she changed her style with her second cd which is popular rock.By the way most good punk music is crap.offspring and greenday and stone temple pilots if they are punk are the best of the punk genre groups the rest suck. avril has a nice voice acupella and even better in the studio with voice enhancing techniques.

avril lavigne is cute

27. (Avril Lavigne) (470↑, 256↓)
A very talented young singer that was born in Napanee, Canada. At 16, she moved to Manhattan and began work on her debut album. When Avril was almost 18, she released "Complicated" from her debut album titled: "Let Go" Which went 6x platinum. Avril has shown she is independent, full of confidence and determination. A good combo to make "Complicated" and Avril a musical breakthrough. "Complicated" went to number \#1 on Billboards Top 100. Also earning her 5 Grammy nominations, MTV music awards, MTV European music awards and many more. And by the way, she sings pop rock, not punk.

Avril Lavigne is a very talented girl: she writes her own songs, is a model, plays guitar, drumms and piano and she is now starting her acting career.

28. (avril lavigne) (639↑, 427↓)
Canadian rock star. Has written some of the most famous songs of this century. Incredibly talented lyrically. Very attractive and extremely rock.

Avril Lavigne is the best person ever. GO AVRIL, KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO BEST WOOOOOOOOO\!\!\!\!

29. (Avril Lavigne) (244↑, 34↓)
A "woman" so stupid that while writing a song one day she thought to herself,"hm, what rhymes with house? Mouse, louse, gouse... Ooh I know\! House\!" She's 5 foot 3 with a pink streak and calls herself a rockstar\!

Cashier at Walmart looks at Avril Lavigne as she asks for ciggarettes and says, "Woah, no offence, but you look just like that whiny skank avril lavigne\!"

Author: necrophiliac hater http://avril-lavigne.urbanup.com/4527150
30. (avril lavigne) (489↑, 283↓)
Awesome Signer :) And everyon who likes to be everyone else who is afraid to be disliked hates her .. GAWD GET UR OWN LIFE WTF\! Avril Lavigne is Awesome:D

The Avril Lavigne Concert was awesome in Vancouver

31. (Avril Lavigne) (458↑, 254↓)
a canadian singer, songwriter, guitarist, actress, model, and fashion designer who was born in Belleville, Ontario, Canada on September 27, 1984. full name Avril Ramona Lavigne. her main genres are modern rock, pop rock, teen pop, punk pop, post-grunge, and alternative rock. she can play piano, guitar (acoustic and electric), and drums. she started singing at age 2, and tought herself how to play guitar at age 12. she played hockey for her high school team but she plays many other sports, including skateboarding and snowboarding. she likes to have her own style and likes to wear dark eye make up. she is currently married to Deryck Whibley, Sum 41 singer, since July 15, 2006. her first hit song, "complicated" came out in 2002.

"complicated" by Avril Lavigne: Why you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else gets me frustrated Life's like this you And you fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get and you turn it into honesty and promise me I'm never gonna find you fake it no no no

32. (Avril Lavigne) (245↑, 62↓)
Anagram of vaginal liver.

Person 1: "Dude, did you know you can make vaginal liver out of [Avril Lavigne]? Person 2: "Holy [fuck] dude that's so dope."

33. (Avril Lavigne) (245↑, 62↓)
Someone who cant do shit, but id fuck in the face

Me "Hey Avril wanna have intercourse" Avril Lavigne "Yea sure; wanna hear me sing" Me "Fuck no"

34. (avril lavigne) (711↑, 542↓)
avril lavigne is a singer/songwriter from canada who fights against the media when they label her punk and angry. she is involved in every aspect of her songs from music to how it is performed. she always performs live because she is a real singer. she sells music and not her body and gives out good strong morals in her songs.

avril lavigne is a singer/songwriter from canada who fights against the media when they label her punk and angry. she is involved in every aspect of her songs from music to how it is performed. she always performslive because she is a real singer. she sells music and not her body and gives out good strong morals in her songs.

35. (Avril Lavigne) (598↑, 440↓)
An excellent singer and song writer who is dating that guy from Sum 41 (so hot). She is real punk because she wears ripped clothing and says so. Greatest music ever.

Avril Lavigne is awsome and so is Canada.

36. (Avril Lavigne) (163↑, 13↓)
A generally sleazy, stupid, and untalented little girl who aspires to be a singer, actress, clothing, and perfume designer and fails miserably in all four of the aforementioned categories. She does not write her own songs and has been in lawsuits for stealing lyrics. She sucks at acting. Her clothes are something that tween girls going through an identity crisis would wear, and her perfume smells absolutely vile. Overall, she has no talents to speak of and all she does is make herself look ridiculous by trying to do stuff she obviously sucks at.

Avril Lavigne should call her new perfume "essence of untalented whore".

37. (Avril Lavigne) (142↑, 7↓)
An insult used among those who have true taste in music. Basically means "poseur".

Don't be such an Avril Lavigne\!

38. (Avril Lavigne) (133↑, 13↓)
Let Go- Fantastic album. Songs: Losing Grip, Complicated, Sk8r Boi, I'm With You, Mobile, Unwanted, Tomorrow Under My Skin: Kickass Songs: Take Me Away, Together, Don't Tell Me, He Wasn't, How Does It Feel, My Happy Ending, Nobody's Home, Forgotten, Who Knows, Fall To Pieces, Freak Out, Slipped Away The Best Damn Thing: Girly but kickass Songs: I Can Do Better, Runaway, The Best Damn Thing, When You're Gone, Everything Back But You, Innocence, I Don't Have To Try, One Of Those Girls, Contagious, Keep Holding On Goodbye Lullaby: SUCK Songs: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, GIRLY, SUCK, POSER, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK

Then: Avril Lavigne was Punk/rock girl who voluntarily put a cockroach on her tongue for $100. She liked rock, and if people thought it improper for a girl to act like a guy, then screw them. She didn't want to be another fake bitch who had a different "boyfriend" every week because it attracted attention to themselves. Now: Avril Lavigne is the 27 year old Taylor Swift. She thinks "what the hell, I'm gonna be badass\!" and in the process of this badassness every song on her album is soft, sugary pop. She thinks she can go from the legend she was to another bubblegum popstar and expect everyone to be ok with it. She's totally lost her edge.

39. (avril lavigne) (633↑, 514↓)
Avril is NOT a poser\! How can she be a poser when she is writng her own songs and wearing the clothes she likes? She is very inspirational to a lot of people because she came from a small town in canada and is now famous all over the world. All of her fans aren't 10 yr old girls because i know a lot of 15 yr olds who like her music. She never said she was punk and just because she doesnt know who the sex pistols are doesn't mean she's a poser. She has tried hard to keep her image real to herself and fights for what she thinks is right. She is just a normal 20 yr old and doesnt need sad people saying things about her. Not that she gives a f*ck. Also she is engaged to sum 41 singer deryk whibley.

avril lavigne is true to herself

40. (Avril Lavigne) (686↑, 616↓)
She's the best singer in the world NOT a poser and NOT punk\! she's HERSELF and thats what rock about her\! She comes from Napanee, Ontario Canada (CANADA ROCKS\!) She fights for what she wants and noone eever going to make her do something she does nbot want to . She's an inspiration to alot of girls and shes a great rolmodle.Shes gonne triple platnum for both of her CD's and is currently on her "Bonez" international Tour\! GO AVRIL GO\!

Me: OMG Guess What\!\!\! friend:What?? Me:Im gonna see avril in sepember\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! friend:OMG NOW WAY\! Me:I KNOW\! ps:To all who ppl who says shes a poser ;shes not the poser you guys are how the hell could she be a poser if shes being herself?

41. (Avril Lavigne) (314↑, 254↓)
A famous singer who is just... herself. Her music is actually pretty good compared to her peers. She really IS the best damn thing.

Avril Lavigne: Hell yeah I'm the motherfucking princess\!

42. (Avril Lavigne) (232↑, 224↓)
canadian that thinks she's so badass and that the color pink is "so totally emo and punk\!"

omg, i just bought pink highlights from avril lavigne's fashion line cause im so incredibly punk

43. (Avril Lavigne) (415↑, 412↓)
someone who claims to be punk but dosent no who the sex pistols were.

interveiwer: what bands do you like? Avril Lavigne: good charlott, simple plan. interveiwer: what about bands like the sex pistols? Avril Lavigne: never heard of them interveiwer: you have never heard of the sex pistols? and you call your self a punk rocker? Avril Lavigne: i dont think music is important interveiwer: but you are an artist. Avril Lavigne: hmphh *gets up and walks out* interveiwer: word the above REALLY happend

44. (Avril Lavigne) (0↑, 0↓)
A talented musician. Who sings, plays piano, drums, and guitar. When she released her first album "Let go" in about 2000 (One of the best selling female albums at the time) she was a tomboy, skater with an edge. Her second album released in 2004, "Under My Skin" (personally, one of my favorites) she had a more you could say emo, punk more girly style, still with an edge. Now her 3rd album "The Best Damn Thing" released around 2007 she had a more girly, preppy, pop style, with edge. Her 4th album "Goodbye Lullaby" released in 2011 (this year) is a kind of pop, softer album. She says she has changed since she was a skater tomboy. That she looked up to her older brother and hung out with mostly guys. People say she found herself. That she has grown/matured. A lot of people say they like her old music, and they want the "old Avril" back. Yet some say they like the "new Avril" better. But Avril is Avril, and she isn't willing to change who she is for anyone. My opinion is I do like her old music/style better. And I don't think she matured. But she did change. But I will be a Avril Lavigne fan forever. Been here since Complicated still her for What the hell.

Some random person: I want the old Avril Lavigne back\!\! She had better music/style\!\! Another random person: Avril Lavigne is Avril Lavigne she changed. Everyone changes\! She grew up\! Get over it\! let "old Avril" go\!

45. (Avril Lavigne) (253↑, 253↓)
Insipid Canadian wannabe punk rocker whose diction sometimes mimicks that of Snake from The Simpsons. Feels compelled to insert vulgar swear words into her lyrics to prove how bad-ass she is, which is a blatant disregard for the demographic who actually purchase her music...That is, 10 year old girls who don't know what kind of girl Avril is, because we can't use the C-WORD around 10 year old girls.

Avril Lavigne is a talentess, insincere, lobotomised piece of excrement who shows tendencies towards a narcissistic personality disorder.

46. (avril lavigne) (312↑, 316↓)
self proclaimed "punk" rocker from Canada. Is one-handedly responsible for destroying Canada's crediblity on the punk scene. Claims she's harcore but poses for magazine's like Cosmopolitan and Vogue and dyes her hair blond. In the end she's just another Hillary Duff bimbo wannabee.

Avril Lavigne, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, are all teeny bopper icons, sie mussen sterben\!

47. (Avril Lavigne) (628↑, 632↓)
a stupid wanna-be punk who dont know shit fom a candy bar and is the biggest poser i have ever seen in my life. A disgrace to life.

wanna-be punk bitch, i wonder who. AVRIL

48. (Avril Lavigne) (242↑, 246↓)
A pop singer who likes to call herself '[punk]'. see: [poser]

"I wish everyone whould stop saying that I'm not "punk"\! God damnit, I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. Thats what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation. People look up to me and want to be me. And thats fine, just don't try to copy the sh*t I do\!" -Avril Lavigne

49. (Avril Lavigne) (317↑, 324↓)
A complete poser who thinks she's a punk just because she's wearing ties and studded belts. Wanted to make a new kind of music when she first started out, but the music is just as similar as Hilary Duffs and Ashlee Simpsons. When her first CD was released, she tried to impress the whole world by running around with a skateboard and a new "skate punk" image. Don't even know what punk rock is first of all. Can't write lyrics, can't sing and she sucks on the guitar\! Her lyrics are just the same: AAARGH, everyone has to be scared of me because I can get really pissed when my boyfriend dumps me\!\! That's so pathetic. Now, she's dyed her hair blonde, walk around like a prep and she's also planning to release a new record in early 2007. And what is that gonna sound like? I don't wanna know\!

Avril Lavigne: Oh my gaaawd, I'm like, soo punk raaaawk\! 12-year old litte girl: yeah, Avril\! Rock on\! Look; I'm wearing daddies tie\! And I stole it, I'm so like a rebel, just like you, Avie\! Me: Go screw you guys.. Avril Lavigne: Shut the hell up, or I'll, like, punch you in the face\! Me: Sure, and then I will die or what? Avril: Yeah\! That's, like, so true, dude\! Me: *Punching Avril in the face* And Avril dies. *Doing the wave* Moahhahahahaha....

50. (avril lavigne) (266↑, 274↓)
"I never claimed to be (punk)"

"The multimedia bio included with Let Go, released earlier this summer, describes Lavigne as 'a skater-punk, a dynamic spirit, a true wild child'" "Yes, I was a cheerleader and did enjoy it, but people hold that against me... I'm as punk as they come. I'm not some Britney Spears wannabe" "I would describe myself as Avril Lavigne to someone if they asked me to describe myself cause the thing i hate about this, being in my situation, is that you get labelled you know, i've been labelled as Avril Lavigne "Sk8er Chick\!" "Who are Nirvana? Are they a rock band?" "Of course, I've been compared to Kurt Cobain, we are both rock legends." "I definitely have a rock star life" "I'm a hardcore skater punk" "People are like "Well, she doesn't know The Sex Pistols". Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?" "I'm like a Syd Vicious for a new generation" “I suck at sk8ing\! I mean, I love it, I think it’s fun but I do it in my free time. I don’t want anyone hand me my sk8 and get me on tape ‘cause I’m no expert. I fall a lot, although everyone falls” "I get tired on the road. I've got Radio Disney to keep me company" "I am not a party person" "I like to jump on tables and wreck things once in a while. When I drink I am the party" "Everyone just like decided to label me punk because I was different and I had more of edge. OK, I'm not made up. I write my own songs" "People like Shakira shouldn't have record contracts. She can't even speak English" "Skater Boy' is one of the most hardest, rawest songs ever made." "I don't wanna be no fake pop sh*t" "My music is true rock." "To write a song, i sit down with my guitar and write whatever is on my mind." "I write all of my songs with co-writers." "I play the guitar for most of my songs" "I only play guitar for like 2 songs on the album" "I don't like using the term "pop star" because that's not my personality. My personality is like a rock star. I'm hardcore "I don't use sex to sell records" "I won't let anyone turn me into a sex symbol" "I look hot and if you don't like it suck it" "I won't change anything because I think the most important thing is being yourself and that's what I'm going to continue to do."

51. (Avril Lavigne) (568↑, 576↓)
a Canadian Pop-rock singer. Mostly liked by young girls who enjoy Simple Plan and the Disney channel. Is dating [Deryck Whibley] from the also Canadian Band Sum 41.

"OMG\! Avril Lavigne\! I want to be just like her\!" - 10 year old girl. "If Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley had babies, they'd grow up to be 4' tall\!\!\!"

52. (avril lavigne) (236↑, 244↓)
[poser] funny how she thinks she's punk when just a few years back she was a [cheerleader]. also interesting how in all of her videos she has to shove at least one person. yeah don't mess with avril she's tough... try too hard much?... similarly, is dating fellow canadian wannabe derek from sum 41. the two should get together and form their own pop band.

the complete opposite of cool

53. (avril lavigne) (611↑, 620↓)
see [fucktard] she is a girl from canada who claims to be punk, but is just as pop as britney spears. her fan base consists of girls about 9-12 who want to try and rebel against some shit. she cannot play the guitar, she cannot sing, she cannot do much but disgrace the music industry really. AND SHE ALSO REALLY FUCKED UP WHEN SHE COVERED THE LEGENDARY SONG BASKET CASE BY GREEN DAY(WHO ROCK) HOW DARE SHE\!\!\!

9 yr old fucktard- omg i am so punk i listen to avril lavigne she rocks me: fuck off *turns up basket case* BY GREEN DAY\!\!\!\!\!

54. (Avril Lavigne) (726↑, 735↓)
The most amazing person/music artist in the world. Not a poser and NOT a punk. She is Herself and wears the clothes she thinks are cool or cute. How can you be a poser if your wearing what you want to wear and like?

"I just saw the most amazing person in concert last night" "who?" "avril lavigne"

Author: Avrils Biggest Fan http://avril-lavigne.urbanup.com/1132771
55. (avril lavigne) (667↑, 677↓)
The sound of a dying cat. Someone who's televised/live shows suck enormously. Someone who got famous by being wrongfully compared to SINGER/LYRICIST Alanis Morissette even though she was quoted saying "At least I take showers". Entertainer who got tired of being called a poseur therefore started writing her own songs and changed her image. Britney in a bad hair day.

Person \#1: Let's go to karaoke show\! Person \#2: No way\! I won't pull another Avril again\! She took singing lessons a little too late. She pulled an Avril Lavigne. She called herself punk, now is a model. She's so Avril.

56. (Avril Lavigne) (262↑, 274↓)
A singer and self proclaimed punk, who sadly, along with Sum 41 and Simple Plan, has given canada an extremely bad image in the "rock" world. Although she's cleaned up her image in the past little while, most likely to please the public, she will always be that "wanna-be punk" from Napanee Ontario who was discovered by Shania Twain. Avril has a cult following of ten year olds who wear ties and think life is complicated. We know you could be his girlfriend Avril, but he doesn't want you to be...

To become Avril Lavigne: slap on about ten layers of eyeliner. tell the world you're PUNK RAWK and tell little girls to emulate you. voila. you're an avril

57. (Avril Lavigne) (238↑, 250↓)
some chick from canada (much love for the canada) that thinks being punk rock is wearing ties and having studded belts on wich is a LIE\!i listen to punk rock and i know for a fact she is not and yes to all of you that say "well have you ever listend to any of her songs" YES I HAVE i had to grow up with that crap blaring on the radio and those were dark time from sk8r boi as she puts it to constapated we have had to suffer her annoying songs.and im sad to report that this year she has another CD coming out.All i can tell you is this.The day she messes with another song as good as basket case is the day that some one is gonna snap. (probly me) and if you see my screen name and you hate her talk to me any one that dose talk to me and likes her prepair to get a long block of truth

random poser-HEY YOU BASHED AVRIL LAVIGNE me-yeah point? random poser-SHE IS SO MUCH MORE PUNK ROCK THAN YOU Me-okay look if it will make you feel better *stabs in the heart* you will no longer be able to hear me bash her I HATE ALL YOU FREAKING POSERS

58. (avril lavigne) (327↑, 339↓)
"Avril Lavigne" is what 10 year old girls listen to when they get angry at their parents for not letting them stay up passed 8pm. Also a poser (watch any interviews with her and u'll see what i mean). Oh yeah, and a sellout.

avril lavigne shall be forgotten

59. (avril lavigne) (240↑, 253↓)
a big ass poser.....she cant sing and she needs a lifeeee....who buys her clothes at khols?

avril lavigne is the biggest poser ever agreed

60. (avril lavigne) (240↑, 253↓)
one of the most fake wannabe posers to every try to make it in the singing career. she thinks shes so hardcore and punk rock just cuz she writes her own songs about how her boyfriend dumped her and now shes over him. c'mon even i can write a better song than that peice of crap\!\!\!\!\! put thumbs up if u agree.

avril lavigne is.... let's see..... oh yeah.... a poser.

61. (avril lavigne) (234↑, 247↓)
A stupid ugly skanky bitch who thinks she can rock out, even though every one knows she's a fucking poser, only the preps like her for her "music" if only they knew

After premier of music video: Avril's preppy friends: Omg avril u were sooo punk in that video. wow u are sooo punky with all ur black clothes. u are such a rocker chick. u r such a rebel\! how does ur mom deal with all that? Avril: Yeah i made them zoom in on my converse to show everyone im hardcore yeah\! Oh oops, my mom's here, she's driving me to the mall\!

62. (Avril Lavigne) (253↑, 267↓)
DEFINITLEY ONE OF THE MOST OVERRATED SINGERS OF ALL TIME. she thinks she's punk by punching mirrors and breaking them, a sellout, by far one of the least talented ppl in hollywood, yet still managed to sell millions of albums. the best damn thing album cover, is the most stereotypical rock chick thing ive ever fucking seen.. UGHH `nuf said

Avril Lavigne: "Look i am soooo punk in this t-shirt, look it says " PUNK" on it\! Random Person: " WOW U ARE PUNK...NOT.

Author: thats rite, imma hater http://avril-lavigne.urbanup.com/3085299
63. (avril lavigne) (282↑, 296↓)
a wannabe punk rocker. she sucks at life and wishes she was talented. anyone who thinks avril is punk is either a poser or really retarded

Poser: Avril Lavigne is SOOOOO punk Punker: *punches poser* You don't know real punk

64. (Avril Lavigne) (516↑, 530↓)
A loser who thinks she is hard rock punk when she died her hair bleach blonde and wears her make-up like a prostitute. She's like the clone of Malibu Barbie.

A Phoney punkishrocker.

65. (Avril Lavigne) (232↑, 246↓)
A pop singer who hates her music being called "pop" even though that's what it is. If you look at the credits on her albums, you will see that she had other guitarists play FOR her. She's a fraud of saying (and I quote) "My music is NOT pop. It's rock with a punk feel." Also, if you've ever seen her music video for "Complicated", you'll notice that the entire video and song is enitrely hypocritical.

Avril is a liar. Damn those Canadians\!

66. (avril lavigne) (297↑, 312↓)
A Canadian pop singer who gets categorized as [punk] by the mainstream media because of her general appearance and image. She tends to get bashed by most punk fans and is considered a [poseur] and tends to be contradictory.

Today, punk princess Avril Lavigne married her long time boyfriend -- some idiot at MTV News.

67. (avril lavigne) (239↑, 254↓)
A retarted slut who claims to be punk, but is the polar opposite of punk. She is a whiney sucky pop star who makes generic bubble gum crap to feed to the masses, and thinks she is punk cause she wears a red tie or eyeliner. She is the worst female artist in the history of music. Ever. Oh, and she ruined chop suey. Thanks a lot. I hate you avril lavigne.

There should be a law that states people with the name avril lavigne should not be able to cover a system of a down song.

68. (avril lavigne) (245↑, 261↓)
A beyatch who steals 99.9999999% of her songs and can't sing worth crap, commonly confused with that other whore named Britney.

If you want real music, listen to anything BUT Avril Lavigne.

69. (Avril Lavigne) (419↑, 435↓)
Female pop/rock artist from Ontario Canada. Commonly hated by people who think she's fake or a poser. Like the way T.A.T.U. was first marketed as lesbians, she was probably marketed as a Sk8er punk girl by her management because when her second album came out she was dressed completely different. Same thing with T.A.T.U. Now they're no longer lesbians. Its all marketing.

Avril Lavigne was probably MARKETED as a sk8er punk girl.

70. (Avril Lavigne) (236↑, 252↓)
the crappiest singer I've hear in my life..her and her fans should die....because of her all the good stores have been invaded by preps who claim to be "punk"

"She sucks, face it\!"

71. (Avril Lavigne) (255↑, 272↓)
The singer a friend of mine likes, but I don't like. She says that Avril pwns Metallica, but 90% of the definitions of Avril are about how much she sucks, especially the top 15. Metallica on the other hand, a large portion of their definitions are about how much Metallica pwns, especially the top 15. 'Nuff said.

Avril Lavigne is perfect music for people who know jack shit about music.

72. (avril lavigne) (293↑, 310↓)
1. Something that makes your ears bleed. 2. A midget who likes to shriek into microphones 3. Someone who can't sing, dance, or play an instrument even if she wanted to. 3. See [poser], [britney spears], (or even britney wannabe) Honestly, i don't like her. I mean, i RLY don't like her. I've sat through most of her songs and found them extremely repetitive. Unlike some people though, i actually listened to them. I kinda regret the time i wasted with them lol I didn't really think she was think she was actually punk when she started, but after the whole amy lee thing (she started to completely copy the style of evanescence's amy lee) it was obvious that she is a complete poser. her most resent single, "Girlfriend" proves that all along, she was just a poser prep lol. sorry avril fans, try some real music: KoRn= BEST BAND EVA\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Rise Against AFI Evanescence (its not rly rock, but still awesome) Sex Pistols Breaking Benjamin The Who Linkin Park Papa Roach The Misfits are timeless lol

Avril Lavigne: omg look at me\!\!\! i can rhyme boy and boy\! yay\!\!\!\! "He was a sk8er boy, she said see u later boy" Me: *slaps forehead*

73. (avril lavigne) (267↑, 284↓)
A Canadian pop singer who is severly misguided. Believed she is a "punk rocker" untill a massive backlash. Changed her immage because of it. Constantly contradicts herself. Married to lead singer of Sum41. Can not sing to save her life. Can not play an instrument to save her life. Adored by under 13year olds who that don't know real music.They also tend to like Simple Plan, Good Charlotte and most other pop rock bands.

Avril fan1: OMG\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Lyk, did u c Avril Lavigne on MTV yesterday\!\!\!???? She wuz, lyk, sooooooooooooooo punk rawk\!\!\!\! Avril fan2: No\!\!\!\! I totally missed it\!\!\! I bet she beat Britnay on the countdown bye, lyke a gazillion votes\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Avril hater: Grow up. Talk to me when you've learned that your idol isn't what she seems and you've discovered Senses Fail and Thursday.

74. (avril Lavigne) (441↑, 458↓)
a fuckin annoying bitch who no one likes and should be in a circus, her voice is done with a machine and really she cant sing worth shit, she sounds like a man

"do you like Avril Lavigne?" "Hell no, I fuckin hate that wannabe bitch"

Author: Rammstein_kicks_ass http://avril-lavigne.urbanup.com/1642129
75. (Avril Lavigne) (228↑, 245↓)
A poser with no taste and no talent whatsoever. She's a disgrace to the word music and couldn't play guitar if her life depended on it. I'm not saying that every teen wearing punk clothes is copying Avril. Avril is just copying what her record company wanted.

When playing live, Avril Lavigne only plays guitar in about three of her songs. She's not even good at it when she actually plays\! And yet she goes on and on about how good she is.

76. (Avril Lavigne) (230↑, 247↓)
A singer born in Napanee, Ontario, Canada. She started singing country when she was young. In high school, she was a cheerleader and she took chorus and hockey, although she denies at times the first one. She has a nice voice, but her reputation is really bad because she called her music punk, new country, and then heavy metal. Her music is pop, basically. It has tinges of rock, but that's about it. One listen to her first CD, Let Go, will make you wonder. Caused a major fashion movement in which "wanna-be" skater-chicks dressed up like Avril and pretended to be skaters. The majority of those people were young girls between 8-12 who didn't have a clue what "hardcore punk" was.

Avril Lavigne isn't hardcore okay?\! So stop IMing me saying, "OMG LYK AVRIL IS so0o0o0o0o HARDCORE RAWK LYK OMG\!" But if you do want to talk, on AIM, it's ccglasses19.

77. (Avril Lavigne) (230↑, 248↓)
Someone who is really pissing me off right now...someone who thinks she is too young to know who the mother fucking SEX PISTOLS are. I'm fucking ten years younger than her and I have known who they were for my entire LIFE\! She is a fake ass singer who calls herself "punk".

Avril Lavigne: Sex Pistols?????? Me:......bitch

Author: theactuallysmartone http://avril-lavigne.urbanup.com/3221263
78. (avril lavigne) (284↑, 302↓)
a lousy person. who claims to be punk but doesnt know shit. she cant sing, she cant dance... and completly raped the song basketcase...

avril lavigne:im avril lavigne, im so punk, i wear eyeliner.. and do covers of great songs and make them sound shit me: "go home"

79. (Avril Lavigne) (401↑, 419↓)
the sorriest excuse for a punk. the bitch sings hormonal pop music, which is also known as emo. almost as bad as ashlee simpson

avril is in no way punk rawk.

80. (Avril Lavigne) (236↑, 255↓)
Apparently, she says her music is rock. (probably because it has a guitar in it, I wouldn't know cus I don't like sluts), but really just makes stupid pop shit. Maybe you could call it pop rock (the very center of the anus in the music world imo), but really it's just stupid shit. She also has a bunch of fanhermaphrodites that like to refresh her horrid song "Girlfriend" on YouTube for 25 hours a day, and making it the most viewed video. I'd hack RCARecords just to remove that fucking thing... -.-

"Hay you i think your girlfriend sucks, date me instead." -(not an exact) quote from Avril Lavigne Retard...

81. (avril lavigne) (283↑, 302↓)
A girl who admires the teeny bopper side of punk but focuses on just that in all her songs. She does this so well that shes mastered the art of closeted pop. oh...and she raps well too:)

I'd throw it all away before I lie So don't call me with a compromise Hang up the phone I've got a backbone stronger than yours. -Avril Lavigne, Nobody's Fool:)

82. (avril lavigne) (289↑, 308↓)
The only thing more annoying than her is the people who think she's the best. They must be Vanilla Ice fans. Only a couple of definitions can describe this idiotic, untalented poser: 1. Manufactured product who only makes news and gains fans by dissing others and trying to be unique when that ain't the case. 2. The female Vanilla Ice. 3. A wannabe trying to fit in but never can. 4. This generation's Vanilla Ice. 5. Somebody who tries to distance herself from REAL music like Eminem and David Bowie. 6. Today's Vanilla Ice. 7. An artist whose music belongs in the category of shit cuz it ain't rock nor pop. 8. An artist that rekindles memories of Vanilla Ice. 9. An artist that unfairly gains attention when Canada produces much better artists like Inessence, Bif Naked, and especially Shawn Desman. 10. Something that makes people want to play a Vanilla Ice record because her music is that bad.\\ See [Vanilla Ice]

Uneducated fan: I gotta check out Avril Lavigne, she's the new thing in music. Educated fan: BS. Uneducated fan: She sells record and has got fans. Educated fan: So did Vanilla Ice. Uneducated fan: Yeah, well Vanilla Ice was good. Educated fan: Shoots uneducated fan\!

83. (Avril Lavigne) (258↑, 278↓)
The reason that Emo kids slit their wrists.

Avril lavigne sucks so hard, Oh it just makes me want to die. *slit wrist*

84. (Avril Lavigne) (252↑, 273↓)
Avril Lavigne is a singer who brings new meaning to the word "poser". She claims to be punk, yet has never heard of the Sex Pistols before. And her voice isn't much better. She sounds like Micheal Jackson being beaten to death by Ja Rule at a Britney Spears+William Hung concert. She is mainly supported by 10-14 year old girls who have no real taste in music, like to watch Disney Channel, Nickelodean, and all sorts of other stupid teenybopper shit, and simply want to hear nerve-racking tracks like "Girlfriend", "Complicated", and "Sk8ter Boi"(I Think I just lost ten brain cells from just typing that out)over and over again.

Avril Lavigne singing her new version of "Girlfriend": Hey\! Hey\! You\! You\! I Can't sing worth a shit\! No way, no way I think I need a new job\!

85. (Avril Lavigne) (249↑, 271↓)
Canadian entertainer. Infamous/famous for bad music, juvenile lyrics and a core audience of angry suburban preteen girls. Also infamous for musical ignorance, arrogance and a questionable wardrobe.

Most adults with a somewhat educated ear can deduce that Avril Lavigne's music is rubbish. Spitting on people is not acceptable behavior. One who doesn't understand how to correctly pronounce "David Bowie" yet sites him as a major influence.

86. (avril lavigne) (307↑, 329↓)
poser. fake. ugly, annoying.

avril lavigne is like a girl verson of good charlotte

87. (avril lavigne) (245↑, 270↓)
1. the all time Queen of POSER 2. a talentless bitch that steals songs instead of writing them herself.

avril fan: OmGEeZZ Lyykk AvRil LavIgnE Is So0 PunkkK? RAWwkk AWesom Cooll HaRDcooRReeeeexxx cool person: fuck the hell outa here avril sucks

88. (avril lavigne) (949↑, 976↓)
a pop singer from ontario, canada. a self proclaimed "[skater punk], wild child, and free spirit".

why'd ya have to go and make me so constipated...

89. (avril lavigne) (276↑, 305↓)
a pop rock singer who claims to be punk i dont like her personly however, someone who likes her may not be a poser, only if they claim to be punk by listening to her

four people in a park: avril listener called linda, poser called jordan, guy who accuses people of being poser called hans, and a true punk called johnny-sid hans: wat ya listening to guys? johnny-sid: ramones hans: woo u cool guy\! jordan: good charlotte\! hans: kool linda: avril lavigne\! hans: haha you f*cking poser\! u try to be punk by listening to avril\! haha linda: actually i want to be myself, not punk\! i listen to her because i like her\! jordan is a poser now\! jordan: wtf? just cos i is listening to good charlotte? they is well punk innit, just like me\! johnny-sid: no, listen to some real punk you loser\! like the clash\! jordan: who the hell? johnny-sid: just get over it, linda is not a punk, she dosent try to be punk\! i respect that\! but you jordan try too hard. so u and hans can go off to claires accessories\! *they walk off ashamed* linda: cheers dude johnny-sid: its fine, at least u dont try to be punk\! ur urself and i like it\! ze end i just made that story up, but it could be real\!

90. (Avril Lavigne) (304↑, 348↓)
A true disgrace to punk.

Looking like an anarchist badass who never smiles and only wears black doesn't make you punk. Being yourself makes you punk, something Avril Lavigne doesn't do.

Author: Hooray, Zoidberg Shall Feast\! http://avril-lavigne.urbanup.com/1629939
91. (Avril Lavigne) (273↑, 320↓)
Female singer who is spitting all over the word "punk". Says she isn't trying to be punk,but obviously is by adhering to the mainstreams' idea of what punk is. (Ie:neckties, "s8er bois" ,Green Day) Loved by dumb teen/pre-teens who need to get some Hole, Bikini Kill and Le Tigre down their throats. Plays *punk* music,without the politics,anger,meaning or ideals....yeah,baiscially punk without the punk. Somebody should shoot that bitch. Prefferably John Lydon.

Dumb"rebel"Bitch: "Oh wow Avril Lavigne is sooooo KEWL. Punk Rock\! I mean I can totally realate to her songs,having as many problems as I do\! *sniff* My Mommy wouldn't even buy those chucks I saw Billie Joe from Green Day wearing\! Oh,BTW,you're not punk...you're not wearing a necktie" Me:"Kill me." HOT TOPIC IS NOT PUNK ROCK.

92. (avril lavigne) (268↑, 318↓)
a poser who once claimed she was "punk rock", then she said she never said anything like that. she is also a pathetic pop singer, oh wait, all pop singers are pathetic.

Avril fan: Me and avril lavigne are so punk rock because we wear ties and claim to be sid vicious\!\!\!111234567890\!\!\!\! Me: shut the fuck up you little prepubescent whore, listen to good music like Guns N' Roses and Aerosmith.(mumbles)*dumbassed twats*

93. (Avril Lavigne) (231↑, 287↓)
Napolion in his undies - sense of history and historical significance + 100(delusions of grandeur - manners) + zipper pants and tie + blond hair extensions and marketing team + sk8r troll - 2 bountiful gobs of spit = Avril Lavigne

Word Problem: If one Britney Spears is equal to one Avril Lavigne, then how many gobs of spit are equal to fried chicken grease wiped on a couture gown?

94. (Avril Lavigne) (2↑, 70↓)
An AWESOME Rock singer. I think she's the best female singer in the world, not like that Rihanna crap. -.-

Avril Lavigne : What The Hell

95. (Avril Lavigne) (314↑, 383↓)
I've heard Avril is very shitty live. I've never seen her. Leads her angry army of 10 year old girls. Which has indeed died off a great deal since 2001-2003. How can you tell one of these EXTREME sk8 punk rawkers from a normal, conformist, 'preppy' kid? Socks cut off as wristbands. Pants hanging far too low, only held up with a hardcore, $20.00 studded belt from a jean store. Flaunting tee shirts with lame sayings which attempt to look out there and original but fail miserably, they love to dye their hair and want to be another person. Buy ties or steal their father's and wears them with shirts. You need your spiked wrist bands as well.

Fangirl 1: What's this Britany Spears crap on the radio? Oh, she is so unoriginal. She just follows the media and is soo a popular prep. Fangirl 2: TOETALLY\! Oh my god, have you bought a skateboard yet? Fangirl 1: Of course I have\!\!\! Fangirl 2: Oh my god it's our jammm\! He wuz a sk8er boi, nahnah nah incoherant words dah do\! Fangirl 1: I'm seeing Avril in concert\! Fangirl 2: You stupid bitch\! I'll fucking kill you\!

96. (Avril Lavigne) (324↑, 394↓)
all you people who say she's not a poser are fucking stupid. cant you see that she's acting like she doesent care what people think of her? you people should open up your fucking eyes. she fucking sucks, she's not punk, and all of her fans should give Joan Jett a listen because she is a fuck load of a lot better than she is.

FanGirl: Avril Lavigne is so not a poser\! she doesent even call her self punk and says she's being herself\! Me: Thats where you are wrong you materialistic slut. Avril SAYS she is just being herself, when inside she's just a poser who never had a goddamned original musical thought in her head. Joan Jett would kick the living shit out of her. FanGirl: Arghhh\! STFU\! Me: No. FanGirl: Well she's going out with the guy from sum 41 so fuck off\! Me: Yea i feel bad for him, his band is actually good and has some pretty decent music.

Author: Adam, a man who KNOWS rock. http://avril-lavigne.urbanup.com/1507381
97. (avril lavigne) (295↑, 398↓)
Pop star *cough*not*cough* from Canada who thinks she's awesome but really just covers good songs, thinks she's awesome,and sucks ass while being accompanied by an ego only matched by Jess (or Icca, as we like to call him). Related words are ALL synonyms. Also see [dumbass].

Icca: OMG\! Avril Lavigne is sooo Hawt\! I love her amazing punk rawwk\!\!11\!1\!\!\!1\!\!\!11\! *me*: Ha ha you don't know anything, you fucking poser\! *laughs and points at crying Icca...heh heh*

Author: Schiza... I mean, poopy... http://avril-lavigne.urbanup.com/1585349
98. (Avril Lavigne) (10↑, 134↓)
Canadian born musician who is the farthest person from a poser. Avril made her debut with the song "Complicated," in 2002. It topped charts the first week it was released. Her first album Let Go went number one in Canada, Autralia, the U.S., and the U.K. Her second album "Under My Skin" also went number 1 in many countries. With Green Day-like songs, such as "He Wasn't" it was a popular CD. Soon after Avril started working on her acting career. She appeared in the movie Over The Hedge, as Heather the hungry, teenage possum. Her third album, "The Best Damn Thing," was literally the best damn thing. With hits like "Girlfriend," "Hot," and "The Best Damn Thing" she was back after three years. Her upcoming fourth album, "Goodbye Lullaby" is set to be released March 8, 2011. The song "What The Hell" was released on New Years. Haters stop dissing her, 'cause you don't know her.

Avril Lavigne is coming back. Her song "What The Hell" rocks.

99. (avril lavigne) (5↑, 133↓)
Personally, one of my favorite vocal artists. Everyone keeps hating on her for some un-known reason. She's and individual who has her own style and doesnt act like some overly paid drug addict *ahem* Lindsay Lohan. Since her frist album release, she has looked exactly the same, which is pretty and fresh, which I'm sreiously jelous about. I dont undestand why people would hate on her and rather listen to Miley Cytris or what ever the fuck that hoe's name is. I dont see Avril dancing on poles or her vagina crack displaying to the world.

Lets all just stop hateing on Avril Lavigne and just hate on Justin Bieber.

100. (Avril Lavigne) (5↑, 171↓)
A Canadian singer who is often known as a "wannabe." I personally really like Avril, but I understand why many people don't like her. She's not afraid to be herself and is a very open person. A lot of people think that she has changed after her first two albums, when in reality, she just grew up. A lot of people also think that she is a punk singer. Those people have obviously not done there research because she has said multiple times that she is not punk nor sings punk songs. Some of her songs are punk influenced, but she's not a punk singer. She is a pop-rock singer. I will admit that a lot of people don't like her because they think she is a snob. Yes, in a couple of songs she has said some bratty things, but you can't judge a person on their song lyrics. I think she is very talented and if people would just overlook her so called "wanna be" image, they'd realize she is a great singer and song writer. And for all those haters, can you sing or write better than her? If so, keep on hating.

"To understand me, you have to meet me" -Avril Lavigne

101. (Avril Lavigne) (12↑, 181↓)
Obviously, nobody knows crap about her. SHE'S NOT A POSER. She never said she was punk, she never related anything to being punk, it was her stupid poser fans that started that whole punk thing. Actually, there is a video on YouTube of her saying she doesn't think her music is punk. Second: her lyrics. a lot of people say she has no talent because she can't rhyme. "She wants to go home, but nobody's home." IT WASN'T ALL HER. She wrote that song with Evanescence. And if all you can see is the word home, then you need to open your freaking eyes because that is an extremely emotional song. A lot of jerkwads also think she is a slut, skank, or whore. Again, open your freaking eyes. For one, you haters are only looking for reasons to hate her. All male singers ever write about is sex, and you're not calling them sluts. Why should it be different for girls? Avril doesn't even write her songs about sex. " Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend". "Oh, oh, oh, would you, cry y y, if I let you go.". Oh yes, that's so slutty. And shut up about the whole "new Avril, old Avril" thing. She is still Avril, times change people change. So far she has three albums, Let Go, Under My Skin, and The Best Damn Thing. After her divorce she came out with The Best Damn Thing.

Avril Lavigne lyrics: Well I'm on my own, would you leave me alone. Before I lose my mind, because you lied, and so did I - Let Go It's a damn cold night. Trying to figure out this life. Won't you, take me by the hand take me somewhere new. I don't know who you are but I, I'm with you. - I'm with you She wants to go home, but nobody's home. That's where she lies, broken inside. With no place to go, no place to go. To dry her eyes, broken inside. - Nobody's home. Why should I care? Cuz you weren't there when I was scared, I was so alone. You, you need to listen. I'm starting to trip, I'm losing my grip and I'm in this thing alone. -Losing grip He was a skater boy, she said see you later boy, he wasn't good enough for her. She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space, she needed to come back down to Earth. -Sk8r Boi You were everything, everything that I wanted. We were meant to be, supposed to be but we lost it. How does a memory so close to me just fade away? All this time you were pretending, so much for my happy ending. -My happy ending This innocence is brilliant, I hope that it will stay. This moment is perfect, please don't go away. I need you now. And I'll hold on to it, don't you let it pass you by. -Innocence

102. (Avril Lavigne) (12↑, 221↓)
My favorite singer. She is NOT a poser, like a lot of people are saying she is. They say she thinks shes punk. Can you tell me when she ever said she was? She never did. Avril is not a poser. People are also calling her a skank/ slut. Really? Her worst lyrics: Hey hey you you I don't like your girlfriend no way no way think you need a new one. (also in Girlfriend) Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious, and hell yeah I'm the mother fucking princess. Listen up. She wrote the song when she was drunk. Now don't get all mad at her because she had a couple drinks, EVERYBODY does. I'm talking EVERYBODY. Just because she's famous it doesn't mean she can't drink. People also criticize her for her song Makeup. Lyrics: I'm not wearing any makeup, I'll be what I am. They yell at her because she likes to wear dark makeup. It's a metaphor, dumbass. People also say she can't sing a note. Thats only because a lot of her music from her newest (and most different) album, The Best Damn Thing. First of all, that was after her divorce. She is going to be a little affected after a divorce. Anyway, a lot of her older music, from Let Go and Under My Skin, was different. I have to admit she was singing better music then. It had a lot more meaning and was sung better. It's only that music was never really popular.

Oh oh oh, would you leave me alone? Before I lose my mind, because you lied, and so did I. Oh oh oh, would you cry y y if I let you go? -Let Go, album Let Go She wants to go home, but nobody's home. That's where she lies, broken inside. With no place to go, no place to go. To dry her eyes, broken inside. -Nobody's Home, album Under My Skin Your not not not gonna get any better, you wont wont wont you wont get rid of me, never. Like it or not even though she's a lot like me, were not the same. And yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a lot to handle, you don't know trouble I'm a hell of a scandal. I'm me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen, I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen. -The Best Damn Thing, album The Best Damn Thing. See the difference in Avril Lavigne's three albums?

103. (avril lavigne) (10↑, 225↓)
a talented musician who is very often judged. who ever said she sings punk? and if your calling her a slut, im sorry but you have the wrong definition. a slut is someone like ke$ha (im not saying i hate her), lady gaga(nothing on her either). not avril. i do like her better when she was more tomboy and wrote songs like sk8r boi, im with you, and let go. however i must say that girlfriend, when your gone, and the best damn thing arent bad. albums: let go under my skin the best damn thing singles: get over it knocking on heavens door alice (underground) girlfriend remix spongebob squarepants theme take it temple of life think about it touch the sky two rivers why

song that made avril lavigne famous: girlfriend

104. (avril lavigne) (13↑, 231↓)
A candian singer. Avril is a very talented sing. Stop being a little b\!tch and leave her alone. Avril rules, her songs rule, and that's all that matters so yea. fvck off b\@sterds, you got that? Stop giving crap and listen to a song or two. Like 'Don't Tell Me' wich is about NOT being a skank and about saying no to the whole sex pressure and being non-slutty. She sure has subsance, a lot more than The Jonas Brothers. Case closed.

Girl1: Man, JB rules so much. Unlike Avril Lavigne. Girl2: Chika you're INSANE\! JB is GAY, Avril RULES. Girl1: Oh no you didn't\! Girl2: Oh yes I did. Girl1: Oh it's on\! Girl2: *Shoots girl1* Avril rocks, JB is gay. Case closed little dead girl.

105. (Avril Lavigne) (10↑, 231↓)
Avril Ramona Lavigne was born to a French-born father, John, and a Franco-Ontarian mother, Judy, in Belleville, Ontario, Canada on September 27, 1984. Her father named her Avril after the month "April" in French.She has an older brother, Matthew, and a younger sister, Michelle.Lavigne's mother was the first to spot young Lavigne's talent. At the age of two, Lavigne began singing church songs along with her mother. The family moved to Napanee, Ontario, when Lavigne was five years old. In 1998, Lavigne won a competition to sing with fellow Canadian singer Shania Twain on her first major concert tour. She appeared alongside Twain at her concert in Ottawa, appearing on stage to sing "What Made You Say That". She was discovered by her first professional manager, Cliff Fabri, while singing country covers at a Chapters bookstore in Kingston, Ontario. During a performance with the Lennox Community Theatre, Lavigne was spotted by local folk singer Steve Medd, who invited her to contribute vocals on his song, "Touch the Sky", for his 1999 album, Quinte Spirit. She also sang on "Temple of Life" and "Two Rivers" for his follow up 2000 album, My Window to You. Despite the fact that most people hate her because she is a "punk poser" she never claimed to be punk.She is a POP singer.Some people say she is the worst singer ever...have you heard artists like [rihanna] and [katy] perry?And at least she doesn't use sex appeal like [lady gaga] and [britney spears].

Avril lavigne is NOT punk.But if I wanna listen to punk,I'll listen to bands like the sex pistols,the ramones,the misfits,sham 69,the distillers,bikini kill,social distortion,pennywise,etc.

Author: spongebob roundpants http://avril-lavigne.urbanup.com/4154695
106. (avril lavigne) (880↑, 1164↓)
Another one of the many people like complaining about, but waste their time since there really are some horrible people out there.

Person 1: "LIKE OMGZZZZZ I H8 AVRIL LAVIGNE\!\!\!\!" Person 2: "Um.. okay. By the way, want to read my essay I wrote on Hitler for school?" Person 3: "HUH WHOOZ HITLER?\!?\!?\!\!?\!???????///"

107. (Avril Lavigne) (18↑, 392↓)
Avril Lavigne's Canadian, what more do you want?

Avril Lavigne's f*ucking Canadian & She's a whore.

108. (Avril Lavigne) (19↑, 393↓)
She's a singer/songwriter claimed to suck and claimed to rock. Everyone is a critic.

Avril is, at the least, original, singing with her own vocals *coughASHLEESIMPSONcough* and at least play the guitar and is not just a pretty face who sings monotone. I give her credit.

109. (avril lavigne) (75↑, 450↓)
Female canadian singer.

"Avril Lavigne is a poser and she cant sing." "Listen to her second album... then judge oh and if ur so clever, you sing it then."

Author: taking the biscuit http://avril-lavigne.urbanup.com/2063690
110. (Avril Lavigne) (170↑, 831↓)
A pop-punk singer. I personaly don't like her music, but as a fellow Canadian, I will say this much for her; Her music, because of her voice, is unpleasant. But often [closet posers] and posers who are [in denial] will, without having heard a single bit of her songs but with the knowlege that she was on MTV, have a wonderful time blasting anyone who listens to her songs as a "[sellout]," "[corporate]," "[shallow]," etc. Judging someone purely on their musical likes is INCREDIBLY STUPID.

I think Avril Lavigne is almost unlistenable, but you have the right to listen to her if you want to. To all the kids out there who enjoy bashing and steryotyping her fans, you stupid motherfuckers are WAY shallower than anyone I would want to know.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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